Not that anyone will, but I think it's only right that Michael Howard gets his own Googlebomb. There are many phrases that have been suggested to me, but common decency prevents me from repeating them. I mean, how could anyone, for instance, mention the words fucking racist bastard in connection with the leader of HM's Opposition? Some ignorant, deluded people might think it, but I can't possibly comment.

So, I think I'll go with barrel scraper and leave it at that.

Ignorant Bigots

Just doing my bit.

Fuck you, Waterstones. It's WH Smith, or even Tescos for me from hereon in.

Hello, BTW. You'll be pleased to know that I've got a cracking post on religion and shit simmering which just might see the light of day this year.