You've got to laugh.

Not content with being the richest man in the world, really, all Bill wants is to be loved.

But it just never happens. He makes products we all use and we hate him for it. He tries giving lots of money away, but we all just shrug our shoulders and say he can afford it. Now he tries to help rid the world of spam, and what better way could there be to make him a hero? It's the bane of our lives, is spam, and here he is, this knight of the shining computer flashing his wallet around and going after the spammers when all the governments of the world sit idly by and watch.

So he sends his writ to a telecoms engineer with a flying club website. Well done Microsoft, you've done it again.